I went to my 2nd cousin’s bridal shower on Saturday, which was held at my uncle’s amazing downtown condo, right across the street from Navy Pier (near the NMH campus). The food was good and I caught some of the Cubs game, but after a while a bunch of people insisted I switch it to the Masters tournament. After a while, I got pretty bored since I didn’t know anyone and wasn’t a big fan of bridal shower games — so I wandered around the building found my way up to the penthouse floor, where I found a sweet ass balcony. Then I proceded to creep on the (probably) rich guy that was chilling out on the balcony because he just looked so damned comfortable. He was pretty nice, actually.