All posts by Dean

Infinity Song Loop

I wrote this post in 2015. The year is now 2019, going on 2020. Anyway, I was looking at my website on a whim and decided to post these edits I had queued up to post later. It’s now 4 years later. Maybe I’ll get back into this.

Right now I have the theme song of “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” stuck in my head. This is awesome (because it’s catchy and fun) and at the same time, it is agony (because I am slowly going insane — repeating the lyrics over and over and over in my head… UN-breakable! they alive dammit! it’s a miracle! females are strong as hell! … times infinity). I don’t know how I got into the habit of getting one song stuck in the front-loading washer of my mind. It’s a thing that every hearing-abled person on earth goes through at least once in their life, I think … given the excess of catchy song hooks and melodies out there.

In 5th grade I remember my uncle getting me a refurbished Discman for Christmas one year. My brother used to have a giant CD collection, from those old Columbia House Music catalogs. My first CD was Space Jam, and I remember playing R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” over and over and over again. This may have been the start of my infinite loop song habit.

(2019 edit: holy crap do I wish I had listened to Seal’s “Fly Like an Eagle” over and over and over again instead. Yikes, I wish we all knew about “Surviving R.Kelly” two and a half decades ago.)

These days, I listen to Spotify on my phone. I’ve been a Spotify subscriber for a while now, and in their earlier software builds they didn’t have the option to replay a song. What I ended up doing is making a playlist devoted to playing one song over and over and over ad nauseum. Well, I made two. One I devoted to my “get psyched for an interview” song, Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now.” I listen to this song over and over like a mad man before a job interview. It’s my ritual. So far it’s had about a 30% success rate for interview success. Which is decent.

(2019 edit: I do still listen to “Don’t Stop me now” before job interviews)

The other playlist used to be any one song I was fixated on. It was Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” that one summer that song came out. Songs in that playlist have a good propensity to become songs I get sick of, given how much I overplay them. These days, Spotify has finally integrated single song looping so that playlist does not get used so much. But I still single song loop.

So there’s not really anything I can take out of all this, I have no idea why I put myself through this glorious infinite song loop hell, when there is so much good music to listen to. An old discman habit.

Worst things about living in Chicago

I wrote this post in 2015. The year is now 2019, going on 2020. Anyway, I was looking at my website on a whim and decided to post these edits I had queued up. Maybe I’ll post some more.

Without further ado, here’s a list of things I didn’t like about living in Chicago back then:

  • January
  • February
  • Wrigleyville on weekends
  • Crime in certain neighborhoods is real bad, and we’re too pre-occupied by politics and red tape to figure out how to solve it.
  • The Circle interchange. Hope you don’t have to drive through it in the next year.
  • Actually, any merge or interchange at all. All highways should never let you switch to other ones. Straight lines and exits all the way, baby.
  • The fact that people go to Navy Pier for things that aren’t boat rides or the theatre.
  • Only a small part of the city smells like chocolate. I wonder how much a house in the factory’s smelling area goes for.
  • Parking can really suck, depending on where you live. I guess you can rent a garage space, but what am I supposed to do with my lawn furniture in the wintertime besides use them for dibs?

2019 additions:

  • taxes are too damn high
  • the city is broke, we need chris traeger and ben wyatt to whip the state and city governments into shape! hmm parks and rec was still finishing up in 2015. The good old days…
  • I think I was still driving to work when I wrote this. I commute by train now and there’s too many people on the train and not enough de-odorant users
  • people who don’t leash their dogs
  • the slight depression induced by our sports teams

Left Behind: The Technological Mindpocalypse

I give my parents a lot of flack for doing something technology-related in a way that an older person might do it. For example, my parents can barely text. I think the first text I ever received from my mom was “happybirthdayloveyoustilllearningtotext” (which, being the first text to ever receive from my mother gave me a big old grin on my face) but the next day I had to show her how to insert spaces on her phone. Like a lot of people in their generation, they are probably the last adopters to the latest and greatest things out there, and usually will lean on me, their “Generation-Y” child, to show them how to use it.

A while back, I felt the receiving end of that flack when Lauren made fun of me for looking at Instagram on my laptop, using a web-browser. I mean, I like to look at what people are posting on Instagram, and I don’t always do it on my phone. There’s nothing wrong with visiting the website instead of using their mobile app, right? Otherwise why would they have developed that interface? For the sake of people like me who still cling to their laptops, that’s why! And while I’d really like to get a big ol’ tablet computer someday (iPad, Nexus, Galaxy Tab, whatever), I really feel like I wouldn’t be able to get by without a good old keyboard and mouse to type out thoughts, try to improve my programming skills, or scroll through blogs and such on a whim. I mean, imagine how long it would take me to type out this post on a phone screen! That’s not to say that I wouldn’t adapt to whatever change in I/O is coming. I just really like that mouse/keyboard/monitor interaction as it stands now.

But surely some more efficient I/O experience will come along one of these days. Designers are getting so much smarter with every iteration of computing with regards to how we interact with our tools and how to make it that much more natural. It’s kind of crazy how quickly my 4 year old niece can catch on to how to use a tablet and how to navigate amongst icons in an interface — all while my newly smartphone-wielding parents still struggle to check their voice-mails correctly.

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Sample next generation interfacing.

There really is a learning curve to new technologies, and I hope I’ll always be able to beat it. And while there are plenty of people out there like my parents who have no idea how to manage a remote with more buttons that Vol+, Vol-, Channel+, Channel-, and Power… I know many older folks who are plenty savvy with technology. Which is why I question why my parents ever got left behind. I mean, my parents are extremely bright, having had careers as a microbiologist and chemical engineer. Did I do a bad job of teaching them? Were they too busy with life to keep up? Maybe I’ll get out-paced by technology someday, myself. I hope that having grown up in an age of booming technological advancement, where critical thinking was drilled into our heads at such a young age, that it’ll never happen to me. But maybe more important things than technology might get in the way and make me stop caring. Who knows.

All I know is that I’ll try to show my mom how to check her voicemail again and I’ll continue to look at Instagrams on my laptop.

Ass-hats and Burgers

About a week ago, Lauren, our friends Ryan and Mallory, and I went to the new Shake Shack location in River North, Chicago. It was pretty packed, which I think is pretty much par for the course for Shake Shack on a weekend night. This is coming from a Shake Shack Veteran. And by “veteran,” I mean person that’s been to Shake Shack twice, once at the original Madison Square Park location in New York in 2009, and once at the new Washington D.C. location last year. I knew it would be pretty busy, so I told Lauren we should get there for an early-ish dinner, around 6 or 6:30.

We get there, and the line for ordering food isn’t too long (i.e. spilling outside of the restaurant), so things are looking good. We read the chalkboard menu and decide what to get while waiting in line, slowly inching forward toward the cashier. I decide on the “Shack Stack” — a beef patty hamburger with a mushroom on top — and a root beer.

We put in our orders, and like I mentioned earlier, the place is packed. Lots of people are waiting for tables to open up, and very few people are finishing up their meals and leaving. Ryan and I wait, pagers in hand, closer the counter to pick up everyone’s orders, while Lauren and Mal go off to stake out an area in the back to try to vulture a table from a group that’s done with their meal. Ryan’s pager goes off first, and Lauren and Mal are still looking for a table. Eventually, mine goes off too. I walk over with my order and everyone is visibly distraught. “What happened?” I ask.

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Cover to Cover

Sometimes I read for pleasure, but I’ve never been the most consistently voracious reader. My reading patterns can pretty accurately described as “feast or famine.” Once I find a book I enjoy, I can’t stop myself and tend to gorge on words rather quickly. Lines, pages, chapters, and sections fly by, and the next thing I know, I’m fully immersed in a whole other world. But in between these reading binges, I’ll go months without picking up a book.

I’ve tried (not very hard) to make it a priority to read before bed time, but my bad habit of surfing the internet before sleeping has been pretty hard to kick. What normally turns on the “bookworm” switch in my brain are times when I feel like I have nothing better to do. For example, there’s literally nothing better to do when you’re on a bus or train every day. Commuting to school or work via public transportation have been the best of times in my own personal literacy. These days, though, I’m driving for an hour or so to work every day and that requires my full attention. I’ve tried audiobooks, with some success, but for the most part, I’d much rather listen to some music (and sing along sometimes) or listen to a one hour, neatly-wrapped-up podcast to entertain me or teach me new things.

Lately I’ve noticed that what helps to get me into a book is priming myself with an interest in the genre (historically, I’ve been more of a sci-fi and fantasy reader, but I’m always open to different types of stories). A few months ago Lauren lent me her copy of Gone Girl to read. She said that she had gotten a quarter of the way through the book and just couldn’t get into it. I felt the same way. I labored with connecting to it and put it down a few times, forgetting again and again to try read it. Recently, I listened to the first season of the Serial podcast and watched the first season of Broadchurch on TV. With murder-crime / drama on the brain, one night I just started reading Gone Girl again, and something clicked… I was able to break through that previous block and finished it a day or two later! My review of Gone Girl? It was good, suspenseful, and surprising. Lauren and I watched the movie last night and it translates pretty closely to the text. I would recommend it… just don’t take two or three months to get through it like I did. It should really only take a day or two.

What’s next to read? I’m not sure, but what usually draws me to a book is a good recommendation from a friend. I’ve got a long list of books that I’ve heard are great that I’ve been meaning to read… Four years ago, my friend Sam had strongly recommended his favorite book, Anna Karenina, to me. It’s currently collecting digital dust, on the Kindle Paperwhite that I bought myself after one of those summers full of reading on the train. And two years ago, my friend Alex recommended some Sci-Fi short stories (the Wool series) that I still need to check out. Wool is pretty close to making it onto my Kindle bookshelf. Hopefully writing a post about reading will make me want to read more. And maybe someday I’ll be able to permanently switch on my “reading mode” and bite chunks off of that long “to read” list.

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Confession: I didn’t read Harry Potter until college. That I missed out on important parts of some of my friends’ childhoods is a recurring theme in my life.