Shake, Rattle, and Wake Me Up

I woke up this morning to  happy thoughts mind numbing terror a BJ an Earthquake. It shook my house and wasn’t very strong, but it was enough to rattle me, wake me up, and freak me out sufficiently to keep me awake for the next hour and a half. So instead of sleeping up in my loft, I went online to try to figure out what the hell had just happened. Surprisingly, the USGS website was already updated with some info about the event. Seismologists around Illinois must’ve been jerking each other off in excitement.

Coincidentally, today is the 102nd anniversary of the 1906 San Fransisco Earthquake.

3 thoughts on “Shake, Rattle, and Wake Me Up

  1. “Seismologists around Illinois must’ve been jerking each other off in excitement.”

    lol, the crudeness level of this almost reaches that of my common expertise. ‘grats.

  2. I had just assumed it was the construction outside. In retrospect, that didn’t make any sense considering the timing.

  3. fuck – this shit didnt even wake me up. mother nature is a pussy. i do have some sweet memory foam on my bed though so that could have been it.

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