My house decided to have a barcrawl dedicated to the awesomeness that is Me. I, being, the good natured fellow that I am, agreed to be the “theme” for the night of drinking and crawling. What’s most ironic is I am the one who will be designing the shirt dedicated to how awesome I am. By “awesome” I really mean unfortunate for saying stupid things at inopportune times then yelling loudly what I really meant to say.