{"id":413,"date":"2008-06-08T18:03:19","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T00:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deanosaur.wordpress.com\/?p=413"},"modified":"2009-12-24T01:38:13","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T07:38:13","slug":"not-if-but-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/08\/not-if-but-when\/","title":{"rendered":"Not If, But When"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-419\" src=\"http:\/\/deanosaur.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/ds-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/ds-1.jpg 720w, http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/ds-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-420\" src=\"http:\/\/deanosaur.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/ds-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/ds-2.jpg 720w, http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/ds-2-300x177.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I had to babysit my 1-year-51-weeks-old neice this morning because my Dad had to pick up my aunt from the dentist and my sister was working. I let her watch the rain from the front door. She&#8217;s quite a handful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to babysit my 1-year-51-weeks-old neice this morning because my Dad had to pick up my aunt from the dentist and my sister was working. I let her watch the rain from the front door. She&#8217;s quite a handful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4002,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions\/4002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}