{"id":307,"date":"2008-04-09T18:08:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T00:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deanosaur.wordpress.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2009-12-24T01:28:42","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T07:28:42","slug":"my-erection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/09\/my-erection\/","title":{"rendered":"Erection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-308\" src=\"http:\/\/deanosaur.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/43_2008-04-09-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/43_2008-04-09-7.jpg 650w, http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/43_2008-04-09-7-300x176.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>First of all, get your mind out of the gutter. They&#8217;re starting to construct a new dorm across the street from my house. There are many downsides to this:<\/p>\n<p>1. The bus doesn&#8217;t stop in front of my house anymore.<br \/>\n2. The sidewalk across from my house is closed.<br \/>\n3. You can&#8217;t cut through the six pack to get to the football stadium or IMPE (the gym) anymore.<br \/>\n<em>And most annoying of all:<\/em><br \/>\n4. THAT GODDAMN RACKET! They start working at 7:30am and stop at 5:30pm. For most of this afternoon, my ears have been bleeding to &#8220;KLANK-A-KLANK-A-KLANK-A-KLANK-A-KLANK-A-KLANK-A-KLANK&#8221; nonstop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, get your mind out of the gutter. They&#8217;re starting to construct a new dorm across the street from my house. There are many downsides to this: 1. The bus doesn&#8217;t stop in front of my house anymore. 2. The sidewalk across from my house is closed. 3. You can&#8217;t cut through the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/09\/my-erection\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Erection<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sigma-phi-delta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3973,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/3973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}