{"id":222,"date":"2008-03-10T02:38:45","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T08:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deanosaur.wordpress.com\/?p=222"},"modified":"2009-12-24T01:23:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T07:23:27","slug":"there-will-be-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/10\/there-will-be-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"There Will Be Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am 21 years old today. A couple of guys from the house and I went to Walmart after midnight, and I bought a beanie and my first six pack. They bought me a cake:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deanosaur.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/fred.jpg\" alt=\"Fred grabs his crotch while Jason implodes\" \/><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deanosaur.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/30_2008-03-10-17.jpg\" alt=\"30_2008-03-10-17.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am 21 years old today. A couple of guys from the house and I went to Walmart after midnight, and I bought a beanie and my first six pack. They bought me a cake:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-sigma-phi-delta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3955,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/3955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deansanta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}